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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8825 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 136904 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!