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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9242 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!