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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4513 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4492 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!