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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9121 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 4264 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!