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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4672 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1015 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8414 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!