Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
Animals Bred: 106 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Ores Mined: 7792
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1480 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 66
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Items Found: 4720
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 6689
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 402
    Star Shards Collected: 273 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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