New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP
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Players: 105/200 Votes: 6783
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4500
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3356
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

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