Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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