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Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Red Colorado Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where unicorns roam free, dragons are your loyal pets, and every block you mine turns into a block of pure gold. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Let your imagination run wild and come join us on this epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	62
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP: / Bra / – Fio Brasileiro

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where the mobs have formed a dance troupe and perform synchronized routines every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs and can teleport you to a secret disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, weirdest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server, known as the Leviathan’s thread, is like no other. We’ve got game downloads for Android, iOS, and PC because we believe in inclusivity for all players. Plus, our General Info/FAQ for New Players will have you prepared for anything that comes your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our events are out of this world. From the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration to the Full Burst Day weekends, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth – they’re going to blow your mind.

And let’s not forget about our special recruits and costume passes. Where else can you recruit Cinderella and Rapunzel while dressing them up in the most fabulous costumes imaginable? Only on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Leviathan’s thread Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE because on our server, entertainment is the name of the game. See you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3666
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP

abortion rights, American politics, bigoted opinions, Brazilian politics, entertainer, gun rights, Hungarian politics, Idol, IRL accounts., Kiara, lgbtq rights, membership stream, Minecraft, Polish politics, Politics, public streams, smp, Stephen Colbert, STOP, Talking, uninformed opinions, US Election, us politics

Are you tired of boring political discussions infiltrating your Minecraft streams? Join our server, where the only politics we care about are the politics of building the best castle or mining the most diamonds! Say goodbye to uninformed opinions and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a day. Don’t let Kiara’s rants ruin your gaming experience – join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero talk of Brazilian, Hungarian, or Polish politics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10