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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3382	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2876
New Chunks Explored:	554786	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	66	Royal Courts Attended:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	2629	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8064	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	225
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Crops Grown:	5780	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8763	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	189
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7