Flat City LOLzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old village in Minecraft? Do you dream of upgrading to a swanky city flat with all the modern amenities? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of apartment living in a virtual world. Imagine waking up in your pixelated penthouse, sipping on a virtual cup of coffee while watching the sunrise over the blocky skyline.

But that’s not all! Our city is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures. From rooftop parkour challenges to underground disco parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and come live the high-rise life on our Minecraft server. Who needs real life when you can have all this pixelated fun?

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2439
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	617
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Potions Brewed:	196	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9828	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1723
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5977
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Items Found:	7785
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	3304	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10