Fizz & Java Crafters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mines Excavated:	3119

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4