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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	268
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1202	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2291
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	99

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Votes:	5393
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3283	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	1134
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8601
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8980
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Votes:	1363
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	604621
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5085
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	127	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	348041	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2875	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9755
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	618
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25