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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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