so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Emeralds Found: 7757
Dimension Hops: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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