Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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