Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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