Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Farms Harvested: 819 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers