Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Potions Brewed: 34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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