Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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