Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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