Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.