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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1285 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 511525 |
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