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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 883 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?
And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?
So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!
