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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4661 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6501 |
Magic Items Found: | 2636 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.
And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!
So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!