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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
