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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
