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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4488 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
