Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LPIB Pixelmon

    LPIB Pixelmon

    Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ReverieMC

    ReverieMC

    A small but friendly and growing community! Grief Prevention (/Help Tutorials) Set Claim Flags (/Help) Earned Ranks (/Help Ranks & /Rankup) Playtime Rewards An in-game Perk Shop to unlock useful perks such as more health! Economy Player Shops Quests McMMO Friendly Community PvE Custom Items (/ItemMenu, /IM). E.g. Craft Speed III potions! We CARE about YOUR feedback! Don’t like something? Let us know on our Discord server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GAIA

    GAIA

    Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bleach Evolved

    Bleach Evolved

    Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SasquatchMC

    SasquatchMC

    Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2636 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RiftCraft

    RiftCraft

    Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Folkhack Server

    Folkhack Server

    Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StoneCraft

    StoneCraft

    At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hystate Survival

    Hystate Survival

    Welcome to HYSTATE!Survival | Land Claiming | Balanced Economy | Toggleable PVP | McMMO | In-Game Ranks | Piñata Party | Discord Integration | Supply Drops | Friendly Community | Dedicated Staff Team | Daily Login RewardsVersion: 1.20+ World Border: 40,000 x 40,000 Difficulty: NormalServer IP: org.hystate.com Map: https://map.hystate.com Discord: https://discord.gg/Q44EpRvA6r Store: https://store.hystate.comJoin today to experience Hystate’s official Minecraft Server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Villages Defended: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kingdom of Bjorheimr

    Kingdom of Bjorheimr

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Star Shards Collected: 190
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DigiCraft

    DigiCraft

    Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Survival Manos

    Survival Manos

    SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6711
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Potions Brewed: 128
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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