Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Items Found:	3418

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	164078	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!