Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	208	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PumpkinButter

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Taco Haven 2.0

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Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

so Join today and see what we are about!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

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Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2652

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5