Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

    If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

    Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

    Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Potions Brewed: 153 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Manly Minecraft Server

    Manly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

    Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Ores Mined: 6197

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Media SMP Literacy

    Media SMP Literacy
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GemCraft | Server & Community

    GemCraft | Server & Community

    Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

    Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

    Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

    Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Animals Bred: 124

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 🔥 HALLOWEEN EVENT 🎃 | /FREE, PVP 👹 Minecraft server

    🔥 HALLOWEEN EVENT 🎃 | /FREE, PVP 👹 Minecraft server

    ? The most honest and cool servers in Minecraft: BE!

    Here you can relax from the past day and have fun!

    Create your own clan and take over the entire server, get to the top or griefer someone else’s base – only with us!

    We have realized everything that you could only dream of!

    IP: my.ironmine.fun

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.0 – 1.21.30 (1.21.30.25 beta)

    Website: https://shop.ironmine.fun

    Conversation on VK: https://vk.cc/cvhpVI

    Telegram channel: https://vk.cc/cuqe9o

    ❤ Subscribe to the group to stay up to date with all the latest news!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Obscure Music Paradise Minecraft Server

    Obscure Music Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by normie crap with over 1k views? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a boring room with no way out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the normie life and embark on epic adventures like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their wacky antics and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Leave the normies behind and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to escaping that boring room once and for all!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 66 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Disappointed Sydney Sweeney Minecraft SMP

    Disappointed Sydney Sweeney Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the world and now demand tribute in the form of building epic structures in their honor.

    Join us if you dare, because She, the almighty llama queen, is your only option left now. Rumor has it that she can summon lightning bolts with a flick of her tail and has a pet dragon named Fluffy who guards her treasure hoard.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can prove your worth to She and her llama minions, you may just earn a spot in their inner circle of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama steed, and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, She is watching…and she expects nothing but the best from her loyal subjects.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hot Idea Minecraft Server

    Hot Idea Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chastity Reverse World comes to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with women warriors dominating the battlefield and turning their enemies into their war grooms.

    Imagine coming home from a victorious campaign pregnant with babies sired by the men of the conquered – talk about a plot twist! But hey, that’s just a regular day in our server where anything goes and the crazier the storyline, the better.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience mass armies led by fierce women who aren’t afraid to take charge and conquer in more ways than one? It’s a hot idea that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to victory. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hibike Euphonium Minecraft SMP

    Hibike Euphonium Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: Kaori confesses her love for BD 5 in the middle of a heated PvP battle, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Will their love blossom or will it be crushed by a creeper explosion? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the map, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. Can you find it and party the night away?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular YouTube channel run by Jay, who creates content focused on gaming, reaction videos, and challenges. Known for his humorous commentary and engaging personality, Kubz Scouts has gained a large following and has become a respected figure in the YouTube gaming community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server

    Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s holier than thou? Look no further than our server, where we take our commandments seriously! We don’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a pagan festival, and our Torah’s commandments tell us not to copy non-Jewish rituals. But don’t worry, we make up for it with epic in-game events like the Red Sea Parkour Challenge and the Burning Bush Survival Mode. Join us for a divine gaming experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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