New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP
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Players: 100/200 Votes: 1284
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Ores Mined: 778 Love Letters Sent: 12
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
Emeralds Found: 7724 Players Killed by Monsters: 1018
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

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  • The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

    The Crafted Realm 1.20.6
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1290
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Votes: 8595
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 New Chunks Explored: 869465
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

    We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

    If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

    Top Games Minecraft Server
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  • PianoPraisePandemonium

    PianoPraisePandemonium
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7090
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Emeralds Found: 8188
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4696

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

    Magical Girl Mememe Minecraft Server
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  • SmileCraft SMP

    SmileCraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2317
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

    First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

    And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

    But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

    So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

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  • MineCraftBeats

    MineCraftBeats
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1424
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

    Mmo Healer Rebirth Minecraft Servers
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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9891
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    Dating Minecraft Server
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  • SnowballHellCraft

    SnowballHellCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 524
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3471 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Emeralds Found: 1538

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

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  • Pixel Psychosis Connect

    Pixel Psychosis Connect
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 3365
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

    we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

    so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4902
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9358 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nova Anarchy Server Overview

    Features
    Hacking is allowed
    Griefing is allowed
    Base building
    Pvp
    No resets ever
    Chat is not moderated
    No bans
    Already 200 GB storage
    Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

    Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

    Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

    A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

    Q: Is there PvP on the server?

    A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

    Q: Is the chat moderated?

    A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

    Q: Can I get banned from the server?

    A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

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  • Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

    Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8631
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4499 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5914
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

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  • CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

    CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9969
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

    Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

    Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

    So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

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  • WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1385
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2562 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

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  • SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

    SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8181
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Potions Brewed: 195
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1139
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

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    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

    But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

    Foreign Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 180
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

    Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

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  • GulfOfAmericaCraft

    GulfOfAmericaCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9906
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

    we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

    and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

    so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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  • Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

    Hibernation Control Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 181
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Votes: 2919

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

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