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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9349 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 3189 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!