Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ores Mined: 9896 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 4597

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 184
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Ores Mined: 5933

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchantments Applied: 172
    New Chunks Explored: 890749 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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