Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Buildings Constructed: 14
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7247
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4762

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8450 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Mines Excavated: 1315
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ores Mined: 5879

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 New Chunks Explored: 288676

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Crops Grown: 5704
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6945 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 490885 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Towns Built: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1440 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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