Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1501	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	1353
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5658	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.