Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 7506

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8549 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Animals Bred: 110 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4271 Dragon Eggs Found: 9553
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 277

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Potions Brewed: 88
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Community Coop

    Crafty Community Coop
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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