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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3230 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.
Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!