Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 378
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY