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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2300 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.
