> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7066
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Potions Brewed:	190
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6264
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	183	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	675

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.