> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	9618
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6513
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	254
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	219631	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8987	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Players Killed by Monsters:	4555
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.