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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PaleCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Palecraft is a newly launched chill mature non-pvp MineCraft Survival server. Feel free to come visit and check out the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreepersGoBoom!

For more information on what our server has to offer, visit our website!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

jairuswow

Survival

fun server online sometimes plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssjoin

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

chillyminey

Survival

the sever is pretty chill and the people to and the people give stuff somtime and im cool to ………………………………………………………………………

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1609	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Flipside Tech

A server hosted on Ubuntu, that is really fun. Fun and creative(Not the game mode lol),Economy, Protection,Free Build. Nice Staff No Pvp

NEW MARKET, It has all the new items, and real elevators and music from zelda! It will blow your mind

99% up time over 7 months

Now in a new data center!!! State of the Art electric and cooling systems, including redundant UPS and diesel generators 24/7 biometric security Fast data transmission to the West Coast and Pacific Rim markets

If you need help go to mc.flipsidetech.com.

Now with 24GB of RAM

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HuabaCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

The server has a lot of different things to offer, our main game mode is survival 1.16.4 but it has a lot of custom features. The Ultimate goal for HuabaCraft is to make a community filled with creative and competitive players who can excel towards the top. The server is very new-user friendly as we have a bunch of people willing to help start your adventure! We can offer you: – Custom enchants (over 100+) – Stock made Shops – New innovative SHARDS system – World Bosses with Great Rewards – Premium features – Vote rewards – Crates – Adventuring -Active Community and Staff -Player-Based Economy -Custom Events And Much More!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1803
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.