F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Button Land

PvP

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	858
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.