F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	116	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	867279
Divine Spears Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7395	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.