FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	4575
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	2811	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	5037
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	264
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6298	Farms Harvested:	185
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com