FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4352

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3273
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	9294

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	1630	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	105
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mines Excavated:	4737
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Items Found:	5684	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7318	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.