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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mines Excavated:	1527	Magic Items Found:	1467
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4326	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	6491	Mines Excavated:	3227
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Votes:	6061	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	5790	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ores Mined:	2152	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	70	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6943

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6850

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2433
Animals Bred:	168	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6