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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1561 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!